Science-backed tools for real people wading through the 💩storm of life. No candles, no crystals, no unsolicited floof about gratitude.
The mindful sh*t Kit
$149.99
Science-backed tools for real people wading through the 💩storm of life. No candles, no crystals, no unsolicited floof about gratitude.
$149.99
$24.99
Buy both and get free NZ shipping, because you deserve it (and because the world is on fire right now).
Toxic positivity, 4am morning routines, the word "journey" used non-ironically, or guilt masquerading as "self improvement.
Actual peer-reviewed science, some swearing, tools that work in the time you actually have, and ducks 🦆
Doomscrollers, overthinkers, and the chronically burnt out, people who know they should probably "do something" but find most wellness content deeply insufferable.
We skip the buzzword bingo and give you mindfulness that actually fits into your messy, modern life, without preaching or pretending it's easy.
Everything mindful(ish) is grounded in real research, not vibes. It's peer-reviewed, properly cited, and translated into tools you'll actually use.
We’re chill(ish) and honest, not barking orders about how to live your best life.
Just trying to stay afloat, like you.
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