The mindful sh*t Kit

Name: The mindful sh*t Kit
Rating: 5.00 (6 reviews)

$149.99

The mindful sh*t Kit contents flat lay — zine, phone jail tin, squishy poo pal, hourglass, De-Loo-Loo bathroom spray, colouring postcard, mini pencils, and rubber ducks on yellow background

Your leg is numb, and so is your brain. You’ve watched 14 "What I eat in a day as a ..." videos and you’re still doomscrolling on the crapper, even though your bathroom is the only room in the house where nobody expects anything from you. No notifications, no meetings, no one asking where their shoes are...

It’s time to log off while you log out with some Mindful Sh*t.

Mindful Sh*t is a carefully curated bathroom survival and self-care kit designed to reclaim toilet time as the micro digital detox it should be, and turn it into actual quality time.

✨ What's inside:

phone jail for your doomscrolling device
an elegant 10-minute hourglass
colour-a-duck postcard & mini pencils
a kawaii AF squishy poo pal
the mindful sh*t Zine
an organic bathroom spray
a sneaky QR code that unlocks our ever-growing mindful(ish) playlist.

Mindful sh*t is everything your bathroom was missing. Probably...

Questions? Contact us here.

Why You'll 💛 It

Being mindful doesn't require a 45-minute guided meditation you'll never actually do. Research published in Computers in Human Behavior found that even brief, phone-free breaks meaningfully restore attention and reduce stress. Your nervous system literally cannot tell the difference between "proper meditation" and ten uninterrupted minutes with a squishy 💩 pal. It just knows it got a rest.

This kit works because it replaces one habit with another. Doomscrolling OUT, actual sensory rest IN.

No lecture, no app subscription, no one telling you to breathe deeply through your nose (although this actually has merit).

This Kit IS For You If...

You spend more time on your phone in the bathroom than you'd like to admit. You know mindfulness is probably good for you but find most of it unbearable.

You want something practical and a bit ridiculous.

You're buying it for someone who'd rather die 💀 than receive a book called The Power of Now.

This Kit IS NOT For You If...

You're looking for clinical mental health support; mindful(ish) not that, and will never pretend to be. If you're dealing with something heavy, please talk to a qualified professional. We're the ducks paddling alongside you, not the lifeguards 🛟

🚽 Toilet Too Weird For You?

That's ok! The mindful sh*t kit will also work brilliantly at your work desk at 08:33 on a Monday, when you've barely had a sip of your coffee, and have already been asked at least 6 times for a follow up meeting about that follow up meeting that could have been an email on a Teams channel, and after no conclusion that annoying guy from finance will recommend circling back...IYKYK...

Use the phone jail to block distractions, and unleash your stress on the kawaii squishy.

A Few Things You Might Want To Know

Is this a subscription?

Nope. It's a one-off purchase, no recurring charges or membership.

Is The mindful sh*t Kit nicely packaged? I'm buying it as a gift.

Totally! The kit arrives in the phone jail tin, which does double duty as the packaging, together with our eco-friendly shipping envelopes. It looks great, promise! We wouldn't let you down on presentation.

What does the bathroom spray smell like?

Fresh and clean eucalyptusy, citrusy goodness. It's called De-Loo-Loo, and delivers on its promise.

Can I buy The mindful sh*t Kit and A Very mindful(ish) Journal together?

💯 Absolutely! Bundle to unlock free NZ shipping on orders over $150.

What's your return policy?

If something arrives damaged or isn't right, email info@mindfulish.co and we'll sort it out. You can also find our Returns & Refunds policy here: Refunds & Returns

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This duck-themed toilet-time box of activities was EXACTLY the thing I didn't know I really needed! What a fun way to stop my mindless scrolling of cat memes and actually use the downtime for my brain's own self-care. Amazing!

Loving my Mindful sh*t Kit!! I'm using it for so many things. The squishy toy was an unexpectedly firm squish feeling which I love and the 10 minute timer gets used for everything now. 10mins of the phone in phone jail, 10mins of colouring in, 10mins of moving my body, 10mins until the pre-schoolers has to get out of the bath 😂. It has so many functions.

Love the whole kit, especially in combination with the journal and I will definitely be gifting it the next friend who finds themselves wadding through a 💩 time. But I think it's just a fun, hilariously gift for anyone keen to look after themselves better.

Amazing feedback, thank you so much! We're so pleased to hear that you are loving your mindful sh*t and finding so many uses for it Keep trucking, ducker!

HONESTLY SPEAKING??? This stuff is totally insane... in the best possible way. For someone like me, dare I say, "a creative person", nothing makes sense in this senseless world... until taking a chance on this SH*T! Well done on being inventive and, yes, CREATIVE. The uniqueness of this adventure (because it's more than just a product) really makes it (can't believe I'm going to say this!) a breath of fresh air!
The person behind this has really identified the need for people to DISconnect from the inauthentic and to CONnect with the AUTHENTIC... I'm loving the porcelain experience these days! THANK YOU! Keep up the crazy AF jig and I'm loving the insightful blog too!

We are thrilled to hear that you are loving you mindful sh*t, and our other content; thank you for your support, and we wish you many more mindful s

Having a set of mindful activities in the loo to work through really helped focus my attention away from my phone and the inevitable doom scrolling that would otherwise occur... and the hour glass is a great idea - I found myself glancing across to check my progress through the tasks vs time left. Before I knew it, a mindful sh*t - who would've thought!? Apparently they did! Love it, and this would make an excellent, creative alternative to those un-original corporate gifts or care hampers for people you care about going through rough times.

Thank you for the incredible feedback! We're so pleased to hear that you are enjoying the mindful(ish) experience!

The tools in this kit are just fun! I have this kit on my desk and I use each item throughout the day during micro breaks or to reset my mood! My favourite thing is the hour glass, I use it if I need to focus for 10 min straight and most of the time I forget I even turned it over and 30 minutes later I’ve had the BEST focus session. I highly recommend this kit!!! 10 out of 10!

So glad you're enjoying your mindful sh*t Kit, and that you are finding use for each of the components outside of their designed intention; this is fantastic feedback, thank you!

Such a fun little gift to put a smile on someones face! The squishy is honestly the best squish ever! The 10 minute timer is also very useful and who doesn't need a phone jail!