Corporate Gifting | New Zealand
The mindful sh*t Kit
An anti-wellness wellness gift your team actually wants.
Science-backed. Not a diffuser. Not a matcha blend. Definitely not a crystal.
Made in Aotearoa by someone in tech who got fed up being told a bubble bath would cure burnout.
- Phone Jail for your doomscrolling device
- A 10-minute hourglass
- Colour-a-duck postcard + mini pencils
- Squishy Poo Pal (stress relief, not a gimmick)
- The mindful sh*t Zine (science-backed toilet humour)
- De-Loo-Loo bathroom spray (eucalyptus + citrus, delivers on the name)
- A sneaky QR code that unlocks the mindful(ish) Spotify playlist
+ Add A Very mindful(ish) Journal: NZ$24.99 digital. Printed copies available; additional cost and lead times apply.
Why it's the 💩
It's honest
No toxic positivity, no fridge-magnet platitudes. The science is real, the tone is human, and it treats people like adults.
It actually be used. Like, for real.
Designed for the one place everyone actually takes a break. No training session, no app download, no facilitator required.
It has a point of view
Gifting this says something specific about your culture. Less "we offer an EAP", more "we actually give a 💩".
It's NZ-made & shipped
Designed and curated in New Zealand. Every order supports a local indie brand.
It's not packaged in 💩
Printed on FSC-certified card. Recyclable packaging. No plastic where we could avoid it, and no greenwashing where we couldn't.
Best for
Client thank-yous. Christmas gifts. New-hire welcome packs. End-of-quarter team morale. Milestone and "we survived this" moments. A gift for anyone who'd rather die than receive a book called The Power of Now.
What people say
“This kit needs to be on the desk of every corporate worker in NZ.” - @simpliciteegolfco, via Instagram
“I have this kit on my desk and I use each item throughout the day during micro breaks or to reset my mood. The BEST focus session. 10 out of 10.” - Gareth, verified customer
“An excellent, creative alternative to those un-original corporate gifts, or care hampers for people you care about going through rough times.” - Jason, verified customer
Pricing & logistics
Retail price
NZ$149.99 per kit
All prices NZD. GST not registered.
Volume pricing
From 10 units.
10–25: 5% off RRP
26–49: 10% off RRP
50+: Let's talk; we'll sort you out.
Availability
First batch in stock now, hand-packed in Aotearoa. Larger orders (50+) may have a short pre-order timeline; we'll confirm at quote.
Turnaround
Standard kits ship within 5 business days. Custom-branded kits: 2–3 weeks from artwork sign-off. Need it sooner? Let's talk. We'll do what we can.
Shipping
NZ-wide. Single delivery, or split-to-recipients (additional cost). Tracking included.
Customisation
Custom branded card available; additional cost and lead times apply.
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